Can't you smell that smell?
Walking around our little grocery store the other day, I got a big whiff of it- buck. goat. in. rut.
So I kept sniffing as people walked by. I got a few odd looks but I did not care. Goats aren't really common in my area and I wanted to know who had a stinky guy in their possession. Finally- someone to share goat tales with! Yippee!!
And then I looked down and noticed I had forgotten to change out of my chore attire before I went to town. Yep, I was sporting Eau de Moose in front of all the locals.
Call me nutty but I'm guessing all those odd looks were not because I was sniffing them. I guess they were sniffing me. Or trying not to!