|pardon me ma'am, I need to see your teat|
But I did get a hold and after a little squirming and kicking and swearing, I ended up with some milk! It was all over the place: on the stand, on Ronnie, on my jeans! And it was the most wonderful feeling of accomplishment! I was prouder than the day I got second place in the Spelling Bee in the 5th grade! Woo Hoo!